Angel.

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

Give me some money moneycat 🐱 please please 🙏

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

The emphasis Homer put on “*my* thoughts” implies that he heard Skinner as well, and that telepathy is passed down the patriarchal Simpson line

The fact that the Simpson men can read minds and are still as bad at life as they are is just a testament to how deep their stupidity goes

When people tell me, “Trust your gut! Follow your intuition!” Like, bitch, I have anxiety. My “gut” is usually telling me that everyone hates me and that I’m going to die. I can’t trust what that motherfucker tells me.

I was at recess (2nd grade, I think), and when my classmates left to go back to class, I remained stuck at the playground with these invisible walls surrounding me. Then, suddenly, it was nighttime, and a bunch of wacky waving inflatable tube men sprouted up from every corner of the playground. They said they wanted to cook me alive, so I hid under the slide and started crying.

My dumb self didn’t read the Url…… >=(

I’ve only seen these posts in legends so I must reblog

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Stop making new phones stop iiiiiiiiit please just stop making new iPhones and new mobile networks 4G is fine no more Gs don't make 5G and 6G just leave it at 4 there's no need for more Gs. Please just leave our phones alone we can just use these there's nothing wrong with them. Please stop it please. No more new phones. Just give us a break. Stop