(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

i’d probably join a gang if it meant free fruit roll ups

Deleting all comments because everyone in the notes is extremely mad because Nintendo views videogames as just toys and not the “”“next vehicle for media”“” or whatever

How dare Nintendo want people to have fun! Don’t you know all art must be angsty, miserable, and filled with political commentary?

nipple

me: eh i’m not sure about this pirate game hot lady pirate: *appears* me, pulling a pirate hat out of my ass: Scissor Me Timbers

Its “shiver me timbers”…. 😒😒😒

oh honey

Being an adult means taking 20 minutes to Jack off instead of 3.

I’m gonna put my whole dick into this

why do anime girls from the 80s and 90s look so much better than anime girls today

Pedophiles