polytope-party

release pigs into a public area numbered 1 through 5. everyone will have seen the meme and expect one to be missing, but nope. 5 whole pigs.

if i was head of marketing at LG circa 2012, when appealing to the queer demographic was seen as popular and profitable, I would have run an ad campaign about "you can't spell LGBT without LG"

bread and circuses? sorry kid, best we can do is a bit of crust and a clown.

It has been over two decades, but I am still haunted by the memory of a classmate in 2008 who, upon realizing their laptop was frozen, said with utmost confidence "i am going to do a hard reset," flipped it over, and peeled the battery straight out the back.

i am willing to bet that in a few years Apple will remove the charging port too.

i am hoping that Spider-Verse 3 will feature Peter Piper, the guy who famously picked a peck of pickled peppers.

about to catch back up with One Piece and there had BETTER NOT be any slander against my boy Usopp in the new chapters.

i don't get it. how come 6 sheets of 1-ply don't feel like 2 sheets of 3-ply?

"i get that you all are trying to plan a backup event in the timeslot of the event that was just canceled, but unfortunately i am too busy whooping and hollering and clapping with glee at the original cancelation, so i am afraid i cannot attend."

go back in time with the sole purpose of writing and releasing the entire pokemon soundtrack 10 years before it is released on soundcloud to 0 followers and then come back to the present day and sue the pants off nintendo for copyright infringement.

i think i'd write Ronald Reagan in the death note just to be sure

Wreck-it Ralph 1 had the strength to ask "what if those who cling too tightly to power are the real bad guys?" and Wreck-it Ralph 2 had the strength to ask "what if emoji movie but disney flavored?"

the year is 2050. speedrun.com has categories for olympic sports. the leaderboards are full of users who outperform actual olympic competitors by a wide margin. the "100m dash any%" somehow has a verified run under 6 seconds.

i should be able to block brands as easily as i can block other users, and never have to see their ads again on this website.