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i cant imagine why x æ a-12 might have a skewed concept of names and titles

ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ɪ'ᴍ ᴜɴғᴀsʜɪᴏɴᴀʙʟʏ ʟᴀᴛᴇ. ʙᴜᴛ I'ᴍ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ

do it or you’re fired

This cover art always fucked with me. Nemo sat back in his shitty old hand-me-down couch that his mother gave birth to him on and I sat on the floor. Every single time Plankton appeared, he’d go into a hysteric state until he left. He’d rock back and forth all like “SpongeBob, you have to kill him. SpongeBob, kill him or he’ll kill you first, Spongebob…” Shit like that over and over. After the 13th time this happened I told him to shut the hell up. He started crying super hard and he said he’s gone into these states when he sees Plankton ever since he was little. He explained that he feels a compulsive urge to watch SpongeBob, and if he resists it for long enough, his body acts against his own will and he puts it on. I was like damnnnn dude, lol, wanna come over to my house and smoke a fat one? So he drove me home and we smoked some weed. He’s in jail for shoplifting a bunch of sports jerseys because they had the number 69 on them from Dick’s Sporting Goods now by the way

yes it does take work to love you. but guess what? you still deserve love, and you deserve people who are willing to do the work to love you. it doesn't make you bad. all love take work. and everyone is worth it.

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the sims 2 university was so woke… so ahead of her time… perhaps too out there for some people

You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode

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like not to be a salty old man but there’s no joy in it anymore I’m just resigned that even if I customize shit I’ll still be forced to install the next mandatory update that will put it all back to its pristine bullshit original state and also break my system volume control for some reason.

Daily Mirror, England, February 18, 1930 Image © The British Library Board. All Rights Reserved.