reality is boring

Intricate rituals

the only option, obviously

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

peeling back layers until I reveal martin luther’s 95 theses

I will do anything to be free

Even escape?

I dont know. Can i do that

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

Dragon need to stretch its tail and wings

Stretching my wings would fix me

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that