Sir, your spleen a- should not be this large, b- should be that far down your body, and c- why the fuck is your spleen on the right side of your body why is it there it doesn't belong there put it back
*currently looking up words that rhyme with spleen*
Your spleen, your spleen, your spleen, your spleen Oh, I'm begging of you please don't be that size your spleen, your spleen, your spleen, your spleen Please don't be over on the right side
The size it is beyond compare It shouldn't be way over there Put it back right now, oh god, your spleen
The vets have never seen its like you truly gave them quite the fright We don't know what do with it, your spleen
Your guts aren't mirrored there it's true But we also haven't got a clue Why it's hanging with your bladder, oh, your spleen
Did you torse it 'round somehow? Is cancer forming there right now? What you have done's a mystery, your spleen, your spleen
Your spleen, your spleen, your spleen, your spleen Oh, I'm begging of you please don't be that size your spleen, your spleen, your spleen, your spleen Please don't be over on the right side
We've asked the radiologist to see if there's something we missed We need to know so much about your spleen
Why is your body built this way It's going to haunt me night and day 'Cause it's the only one I've seen, your spleen, your spleen
Your spleen, your spleen, your spleen, your spleen Oh, I'm begging of you please don't be that size your spleen, your spleen, your spleen, your spleen Please don't be over on the right side your spleen, your spleen
