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I also had a dream last night that a beautiful woman gave me her number but she did it in the form of a math equation and I couldn’t figure it out.

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thoodleoo

oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,

homunculus-argument

Libraries are sneaky, because once you go in, it's soo easy to get a library card, and once you have one, you can pretty much grab one of everything of all the stuff they have there with no consequence, and take it home. But then once you're home and you've read all the stuff you'll have to go back to the library to return the stuff, and once you're at the library again, you're at the library again, so might as well pop in to see what they got, and then you're hauling half their shit home again, and then you'll need to return to the library to return them, so you're at the library again

And the next thing you know you've read 3000 books, your crops are clear and your skin is watered, an angel descents from the heaven to suck your dick twice a week, and also you've got some books to return so you've got a perfectly valid reason to go pop in to the library. Just a little bit.

status-quo-hater

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

cuunos

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

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butchfagminotaur

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

escuerzoresucitado

churlsgonewild

hungry-mongoose

*nibbles gay sausage*

seven-winged-liar

please. Untitled Artwork was my father. call me Untitled Artwork (1)

mycabbagesmycabs

clicking Mark’s new video and him ending it with “I can finally escape the blood ocean and curl up into Ryan Gosling’s arms” made me put my head into my hands.

It makes me feel like this

kosmogrl

big day for girls that had to come to terms with the fact that love will never fix your life or everything that’s fucked up in your head

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golongbyjoannanewsom

obsessed w this person in the replies

ryan-sometimes

LMAOOOO

furnishedfurnace

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

michaelmoonsbookshop

just some of the the changes in design for the Penguin Symbol on old Penguin Paperbacks

dinkywinks

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

luxflora

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated

family album

delgrosso

sensationaltrainreading

blitzydragon

Screw cannon, Sonic deserves a loving family that teases the shit out of him.

puppzyyx

not even worth chasing after him

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5h0w1sh

Sonic underground mentioned

thesoundofspeed

Legend says they still don’t know to this day

#they would so smoke weed together #< prev tags

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