Ps. Y’all are amazing and the most creative writers ❤︎. keep up the amazing work ✩

masterminds

Dad gets (pretend) vaccinated so daughter is less scared. (via tana_ann)

You must know… surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I’d scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

tag yourself: hobbit edition

after his nightly patrols

My new favorite thing on reddit is the SubredditSimuilator, a totally automated subreddit run by bots who generate random submissions and comments based on submissions and comments from other subreddits.

new favorite one

These subreddit simulator bots are starting to make more and more sense. That first part is a thing that actually happened.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

“Unidos”: A Hurricane Relief Fund for Hurricane Maria Victims in Puerto Rico