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oh man the painting on this drawing is insa- fuck do you mean #minecraft build

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

pro tip: base absolutely everything you do on how you think it will influence others perception of you

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

"We need your legal name in order to protect you from fraud for our microtransactions" haha sure website