Took my knight to a 3D movie and she kept brandishing her steel at every movement that came off the screen. Fucking embarrassing, dawg 😔
Wanted to show my wizard a haunted house and she casted a level 6 banishment spell and, well, now it’s just an empty lot 😕
Went to a hibachi restaurant with my rogue and now she’s showing off her dexterity by not only copying the tricks the chefs are doing after one glance, but coming up with new ones. The owner is tryna set up a job interview and the chefs are mad at me 😩
Got a call that my barbarian is trashing an office space because she thinks the workers there are enthralled to stay in their cubicles and she can’t abide any oppression 😒.
Oh great, my Warlock just found out about the concept of ride shares and she’s trying to make a pact with Lyft and Uber 😗.
My Divine Cleric just cured all diseases and now pharmaceutical companies are hunting him down😭.
Please tell me I didn’t just see my druid release all the animals in the Bronx Zoo on the news. I told her to stop doing that 😫
My necromancer keeps asking me to take her to Green-Wood cemetery and when I inevitably say no, she makes a group of skeletons do Fortnite dance to annoy me 🙂↕️
My sorcerer and I went to an indoor water park and he froze all the water there to just to prove that he could. Now we’re both banned for life 😡
Looked out my window to see my ranger summon their familiar (the neighbor’s pomeranian) and swear to defeat their sworn enemies (the local squirrels) 🙂↔️
Just found out my bard started 15 different rap beefs so she can get hired to make tracks for them, but more importantly so she has more music to learn; unfortunately said rappers are starting to figure this out 🙄
