Screw You

Somebody finally put this into words

This is the most real and relatable thing… Wow.

What a wonderful summation of exactly how I feel.

y’all talking about people 2-3 years younger than you: ahhh that gen z….i remember the days when i was Young……i can feel myself fading………take the reigns children….

me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

Do any of you know about that one painting with Aphrodite being born out of lava with a black swan by her side or did i completely hallucinate that? Been searching for a while but i can’t find it for shit.

I tried googling that description but no luck either, anyone might know what painting this might be (or if it does exist? cause it sounds sick lol)

I’m in love.

would anyone like to idk.. treat me right

I’m gonna learn…. 4000 languages and be friends with every human being on earth

me when i’m drunk

I want to chill but I also want to learn 5 languages

all we need is ONE filthy rich lesbian to buy an island and we can get Lesbos 2.0 started

Looking at you Ellen Degeneres

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore