rotten woman

I think it’s funny how Mormon God was like “look polygamy is super important and I am telling you my followers to practice it even in the face of persecution” and then 40 years later Congress said Utah wouldn’t be given statehood as long as the LDS practiced polygamy and Mormon God was like “Ok tell everyone I changed my mind”

I just really like the idea that Mormon God like, basically caved into pressure from the federal government

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

a court of thorns and roses. ballad of songbirds and snakes. bowl of macaroni and cheese

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

3.5 stars. the thinking man's 5 stars

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am