Sky Mommy's Trash Baby

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

Every time you think it's a given, that there's NO WAY that Red or Yellow could catch up to the other one given the lead, you are wrong. Right down to the wire.

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

this is how everyone on this website acts

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

It's one thing to be good at your job. It's another to be so good at your job, you can do it while providing a skilled and entertaining performance, and make it all look effortless.

earth sign antics

I wouldn’t ever in a million years apologize for that. Holy shit what a power move.