poem ♡

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

All love to neopronouns users but what the fuck is a "he"? That's just "she" but you've taken the S off. Get real

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

Every once in a while I think about the one church I was working a blood drive at & they had a bear flag in the window

i will replace chatgpt

helloooo nobody my name is Nobody and today i’m playing No Nights at Nothing’s