You know, "nerd culture" is mainstream now. So, when you use the

I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

fashion designers put a halo and wings on a model and call it an ‘angel’ look. where are the wheels within wheels? the multitudes of staring, glowing eyes? the trumpets of rapture? the bloodied swords? where is the fire, the incomprehensibility? the ear-shattering “do not be afraid” that makes the audience fear god and have prophetic visions? extremely unsexy of the fashion industry to not realise what the viewer really wants

Alexander McQueen’s ghost wrote this

@jonaldronaldrolkientolkien we need to watch this

i would like to propose that this text post is “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" enough to be preserved in the library of congress

i have such a bad diet my cells have unionized and refuse to work unless i eat an orange

I think that’s called scurvy

I just noticed how quick he was to get into it. He even looked up at OP before crawling into the water. He was really, really in need of water.

@starship-nine

Some Europeans really just decided several hundred years ago that they were the apotheosis of beauty, morality, and rationality and then went on to endanger the entire human species. Wish they hadn’t!

it’s past fucking midnight and my grandmother got up and keeps loudly tearing paper right next to my room

by the way the reason there’s paper tearing is because she reads books by fucking tearing them apart page by page as she moves through them instead of just flipping the pages like a normal human

dude

dudes who accuse films like captain marvel of teaching young girls to hate men have no idea that literally no one and nothing is more effective at making girls hate men than men

this is now my most popular post and i haven’t so far seen a single dumbass attempted rebuttal so i’m feeling pretty good about it tbh

Not to be a downer but if i had to, at 12 years old, listen to my mother tell me all the different ways men would want to hurt my body, and how i might prevent that, then i really feel like teenage boys can handle a conversation with their parents that starts “let’s talk about consent”

My sister actually had vampire who keeps going back to medical schools over and over and over again. Every time he completes it he adds a ‘Dr.’ to his title. Right now he’s ‘Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Vampire’.

without the knowledge of ocs this implies that she owned a vampire. like kept one as a pet