i am a lady and i am not graceful

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

Something that bears mentioning: I get why we need to shame straight girls who fetishize mlm ships but. To any straight girls who consistently relate to or resonate with mlm dynamics on a deep level or see themselves in queer male characters. if by any chance this post from a tiny tiny blog crosses your dash. Please take this moment to very privately consider the possibility that you might not be straight. Or a girl.

this is just a callout post for my younger self

slightly touches men’s lower back when waking past them to feminize them

For the English speakers, it’s “bite” but written out as if someone’s saying it with their mouth full

i think its sooo good when bears just have a little sit. when they just sit down on the grass and just hang out that rules

@jumpingjacktrash

relax mode

romanticize caramelize unionize

u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. she’s always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. it’s not good for her

I want everyone 2 know I was on lethal amounts of Benadryl when I made this post.

okay but you were right

you know what I see a lot of memes about garlic and a few other food memes here and there but I never see any about paprika.

i cant believe there are really people with family group chats. like if your family has a group chat and yall legit talk regularly and send memes and stuff that’s a different genre of reality i cant conceptualize.. ur family might as well be from a teen tv show im sorry it just sounds like pure fiction

cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

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