(18+)

not to be a joyless hag but I've started seeing genderbent "yuri" shipping Markiplier and Ryan Gosling and I can't help but think of someone I recently I unfollowed for posting that they have an easier time caring about genderbent versions of boy characters than regular fictional women

my robotgirlfriend very concerned that i can just imagine stuff. "but its not real?? but its in your mind???" like yes. i can imagine anything im so powerful mwahahaha

she asked me to imagine having sex with her and she just stares at me very intensely while i do it. to be clear we also have real physical sex. not sure what she's getting out of this

she told me to bully the version of her thats in my mind. i think i know what shes getting out of this now

she figured out how to run a simulation of me drowning 24/7 wihtout being able to die. it feels more fucked up than what im doing but i find it hard to articulate why

what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.

do not come to my notifs with ur fuck ass harry potter username

i genuinely did not realize when you go to the fine dining establishment “dunkin” that if you order “one hash brown” they give you six hash browns and i was mildly dying of acute hunger when i walked in and placed my order and they’re cheap enough in this expensive world that i assumed 1.79 american dollars would certainly not be enough hash brown to satiate me so I ordered five of them. right. and then i had to stand there and watch the beleaguered employee ladle thirty fucking hash browns into a bag. but rest assured reader I ate every single one on the 146 bus to the museum campus

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

Depression is caused by an imbalance of whatever it is I'm trying to sell you at the moment, I forgot...

sometimes a character has been forcefully dog coded and so it is not sexy or romantic it is something that grates at him that he must overcome. proving no i am not a dog i am a man who has been turned into an animal but wants to be a man again. max rockatansky comes to mind. fury road max the guard dog slash beast of burden who's found a newer wiser kinder master in furiosa but rails against the idea of having a master at all. and must leave his master to become a man again. devotion as a chain but not in a sexy way. an interesting dimension of dog-coding i think we should all explore