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Modern Wizard Solutions

Yeah man, this wizard conference is such a drag. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "Hastened Networking" or something, and suddenly everyone in a 20 foot radius was holding a copy that dude's business card. Nobody even acknowledged the quality of his card, that's how common this is. I'm over here casting Handshake and level 2 Small Talk. I think I just heard "Power Word: Video Call" two groups over. I gotta get a new job.

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

some of you could learn a thing or two from the giant rat that makes all of da rules

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

As a proud tax paying customer of the Genocide Nation I haven’t been taught basic concepts in school such as empathy for others so please forgive me I didn’t know you’re not supposed to bomb weddings in exchange for $1 cheaper McRib please don’t hate me or criticize me I’m like if Adolf Shitler was a baby so I can’t be held responsible for anything and you’re mean if you ask me to change

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

I've seen this post at least three times today