hi

MY plan is to be the commune’s specialest little boy

1/20/21 time to switch pins again.

part of being an adult is living with regret and not allowing it to consume you. the older you get, the more mistakes you make, the more opportunities you missed, the more people you’ve let down. forgive yourself. don’t beat yourself up. you’re still learning: this is a journey.

heterosexual christians in college be like: gotta marry or i will die

they wanna fuck. they gotta fuck or they will die but God put fucking behind a paywall

“ah surely the kanye jeffree starr alleged hookup is the craziest thing I’ll hear today” I say, a full minute before checking twitter to see armed maskless white supremacists have stormed the capitol building and the senate is barricaded in their chamber

Realizing that you are a higher functioning adult when you are not around your parents is such an eldest daughter mood