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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

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meanbuddhist

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

basketballhoopshowerhead

you have been on tumblr for like 12 years why

the earth doesmt want me

myjetpack

My latest cartoon for New Scientist

voroxpete

To be clear, this isn't a bit. This is what they actually did. "Its too late" is the new "Climate change isn't real"... And its still a lie!

Every serious climate scientist agrees that there is no such as thing as too late, just as there is no such thing as too early. We should have done a lot more than we have to fight climate change, and the world will suffer for our inaction, but there is no point of no return. We can always work to reduce the amount of suffering that occurs, and eventually turn things around to the point where our planet is healing once again. Do not believe anyone who says it's "too late".

valexarts

Close ups 💫

car9723-t

I love all the references on their own respective scenes - especially one for Gideon (TBOB Bill apology thing) and Robbie (Good ol' Robbie Zombie conspiracy) 😆

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notaplaceofhonour

girl unhinge ur jaw

notaplaceofhonour

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99

professionalchaoticdumbass

pointnclick

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

f0xseven

Au where everything’s the same but everyone’s into lolita fashion

jeste4feir

coat makes you look cool, but you're still cute

brojustadude1

He is such a dork I wanna kiss him on the lips

hometoursandotherstuff

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csny

everymorning: i think im about to die. i think im going to die. im actually going to die. this is it. im going to die. im going to die immediately.

every single night: lock in. OK. Lock In. Change your Life. I love you. Lock in. This is going to be big. I’m going to change the world. Ready? I love you. Lock in. I have an idea. Lock in.

conchacrumb

And for the lady, perhaps reassurance without having to ask for it?

stuckinapril

(in love with you) (bursting at the seams to talk to you) (heart teeming chest aching) hey how are you

dogpuppy

asteroidtroglodyte

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

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tungpin

tragedy is when a man has so much failwife potential & yet gets assigned suave dom by the fandom and isn't allowed to be anything else. chin up king your loser energy is seen and appreciated. by me

sayorithot

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

gyarutau

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

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