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At the start of Reader's employment, it was with a title: Mr, Miss, Mx (etc) followed by their surname.

When they told him he didn't have to be so formal, they're only the housekeeper, he switched to still using the title but with their full first name instead.

He did that for about 6 months and Reader thought it was very sweet, but they continued to tell him that he could just call them by their name and Ford never listened. It wasn't until they started talking to him more, as he came out of his shell, that he made the change to just their full first name.

The first several times he really stumbled over saying it (because he was both nervous and it was new to him) and it took him some time to make it sound natural, but eventually he just stuck with it.

Ford is quite formal by nature, so he doesn't really use nicknames for anyone except Dipper. He would call Reader by a nickname if they said they were more comfortable with it, though.

The pet names are affection-exclusive (my boy, my darling, my dear, etc) and mostly reserved for family alone. He refers to Fidds as 'my friend' and doesn't use it for anyone else.

Ford only started using 'my dear' for Reader in Spores, as we know. He'll use other terms of endearment for them in the future, though! I think he's primarily fond of the 'my' prefix because it's very personal and he finds that to be very intimate, either platonically or romantically depending on who is receiving it. Not in a 'you belong to me' kind of way, but in a 'this my affection and you are part of it' way.

does ford find it at least a little bit hot that his handprints are literally all over reader once he can get past his guilt and fear of intimacy etc?

He does :)

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wait..... this is camp I fw it

it was kinda busy and this dude gets on to sit in the seat in front of me. He's really tall, like over 6'4, and very slim, he stood out quite a lot. Unconventional looking but not unpleasant or anything. Anyway, he sits in front of me and as we're moving, I'm kinda people watching and minding my business etc.

I see these two ladies walking down the street. They're both very pretty and it's hot over here atm so they're in short shorts and stuff, and they both have cowboy hats on because I think there was a festival or something going on.

The dude in front of me T U R N S to keep his eyes on them as we go past. And I mean turns. Like he moves right around in his seat to stare at them all the way until we drive by so far that you can't see them any more. He was literally facing me behind him. I thought it was gross and weird, but he also keeps checking his phone and doing voice notes, so I thought 'oh maybe he's looking for a friend who looks like them' or something.

But then it keeps happening. Any young lady in a sundress or summery clothing with long hair (specifically white girls, because he didn't look at anyone else and I was watching for his reaction), this dude is turning around in his seat to really, really stare at them. He does the same thing every time and makes a voice note or types a note on his phone. He isn't being subtle at ALL. He's straight up goggling at them and moving to keep his eyes on them.

I start to get this feeling that I've rarely had in my life, and I can only compare it to when you're out alone at night and you get The Fear. Like you're a grazing deer and you suddenly realise you're being watched by a tiger in the grass nearby. I start sweating and feeling like there's something really wrong here, like I'm noticing some kind of alien undercover as a human or something??

I paused my music to try and listen in on his voice notes but it was so busy on the bus that I couldn't hear him because he was murmuring into the phone the whole time.

So we get to rounding a corner and he spots this other lady. She's young, long hair, in a sundress, alone. I clocked her at the same time he did and I saw his gaze kinda lock tf in and I was like hm. Don't like that. He gets off at the next stop which is only two minutes from where she was walking and goes in the same direction as she was heading in.

I thought maybe I should get off as well and follow him to make sure she's going to be okay, but it was so busy that the doors shut before I could make up my mind and also, this is literally just a paranoid feeling?? I don't want to seem crazy and chase this guy right?? It was daylight and very busy too, so it wasn't like there was much of a chance of him doing anything shady there. This was central on a weekend, no way you'd go by unnoticed.

But I just cannot shake the feeling I got from him. I logged his outfit and features/the way he looked, as well as the time and where we were, just in case, but I really have never felt fearful, unhuman vibes like that before and I'm so creeped out by it. I can't stop thinking about it.