Bird's Things

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Please, how do you know this?

quicksand does not have any hands

watched this movie last night, gonna make it my whole personality

hate bringing stupidity from other internet spheres here but half man mainstream discourse just being people going back and forth saying "its romance" "its not romance theyre brothers" "its abuse so its not romance" "theyre not brothers bc theyre not blood related" "step siblings are siblings" while the characters are assaulting each other and nutting over getting choked out and having sex while gripping each others faces and breathing into each others mouths and tearing each others pants down and falling asleep in each others arms and calling each other brother the whole time like the writers of this show have done everything. Everything. possible to shove nuance down the audience's throats and people are still like "reubens the villain" "nialls the villain" "they love each other but theyre not in love" OPEN THE SCHOOLS!

Reblogging this Half Man post simply for OPEN THE SCHOOLS 👏👏👏👏

PREACH?

they want to fuck each other so bad it makes them enact increasingly complex crimes against each other in order to prove that they’re actually the one with the power that they’re one DOING the fucking & not the one getting fucked over

havent had a birthday cake in years because my family only really do parties for the children but this year i was like. hey wait why should that stop me. so i bought a cake and put candles in it and it was awesome. never let being a loner loser introvert stop you from having a good time. #my cake.

He's just like me fr