Bad Taste Aquarium

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

Mario and luigi superstar saga was like I need you to go to Heeheehahaho Canyon and talk to Dr. Peas

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit