We are made of the stars

The sugarplum fairy fucked me dead

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

i woke up evil but i will remember my sweetness as the day goes on

the purpose of my boobs is to be loved

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third