bird problems

I love meringue. it's a really fun way to know what eating drywall would be like without actually having to do so

and beef jerky feels kind of like eating those heavy-duty dog treats, but for people

I have a proposal for a new tumblr holiday

HAPPY NO LEAD DAY EVERYBODY!!! LETS CELEBRATE BY KISSING YOUR LOCAL GAS STATION CASHIER FULL ON THE MOUTH

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

I got mine from giving blood, the american red cross gives you a little ID with your bloodtype on it.

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

some of my OCs are trans but I don't know their deadnames. that's personal, they don't need to tell me that

you are meant to change viscerally. before a seed can transform it must destroy itself. your shell will break apart & your guts will spill. you can't make the wine without crushing the grapes. don't die wondering

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Humans will say "I guess I could have pizza tonight but I had pizza on Thursday and I don't really want pizza twice in the same week" and dogs will say "Oh boy the exact same gub I've been fed for every meal of my entire life homf homhf chomfhh homhomhomhomhomh"