I am the Dark One, Sassafras

this is unironically one of the most beautiful photo sets i've ever seen

whiteboy jumpscare

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

orcs would love going to costco

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

Let’s snuggle on mama

Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

Let’s snuggle on mama

I worked in a supermarket for 7 years and I don't think I can understate just how much cleaning you had to do for it to look clean (it very often where not in the places you aren't supposed to see)

True for food service, retail establishments, gyms, outdoor areas, schools, religious buildings, office buildings, etc. People usually only notice when a space is NOT clean, meanwhile every time a space is clean it’s only because of the diligent work of janitors, maintenance staff, custodians, parks workers, or volunteers.