Dream, you will fully bloom after all the hardship

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

Well maybe you're having an "epidemic of mental illness" because your society sucks and systematically breaks people did you ever think about that

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a man with a homoerotic years long incredibly intense friendship with another man

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly