Thats not a bear that's a beefcake and that's not a twink that's a jock........you people are so terrible at being gay ugh

I can’t overstate the emotional damage 2024 did. In the face of insultingly obvious evil and *checks notes* a liberal woman, millions of people will line up to choose evil while more sit at home and scream at you for suggesting they should do the bare minimum to stop that evil, and then more will scream about why they’re akshewally the most moral and pure and righteous people on earth for refusing to stop evil, and how dare you even suggest there’s a difference between an evil rapist and a liberal woman. Really damages your capacity to think that people will ever come together to do the right thing

can you take my white ass to funkytown

nope. torture city again

come on

I was born in a cave and every night the wolves brought unto me Archie Comics for dinner (they assumed I was a vegetarian due to my gay way of crying) and now I can see into all kinds of worlds. Some of them are honestly kind of boring like the one where the Riverdale crew are all sentient veggies a la veggie tales but in world 73.472.E9 Archie and Veronica got married and started living out the plot of Crash (1996) which was kinda Feminist especially the part where Betty showed up at the hospital dressed like a doctor so she could run her hands all over Veronica's car crash injuries

It’s so incredible how often in fanfiction mounting annoyance leads to romance, Rather than like in real life where it leads to two parents getting a messy divorce and then I have two Christmases.

I was just looking at this on twitter, disgusted

They’re right and they should say it.

Chidi vs. Jason

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

I forgot I made this post until just now. I can’t believe I unironically said “we live in a society”