Mmm Okay

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

i wish i was a calm person but unfortunately im fucking crazy

yeah sure whatever

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

about to attempt what many are calling “the root beer gambit”. it’s where you enjoy a crisp refreshing root beer with your lunch

tumblr users act like any day now the first weed overdose death is coming

let's all green out together and pass away

Humiliated again…

I don’t like being humiliated