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Shazam’s only keeps his identity hidden from other heroes for convenience’s sake. What are they gonna do, stop him? He’s Superman on magic steroids. He’s quite literally god(s)’ favorite princess. You can’t even call his parents.

@hijabi-detected

i'm having a bad day. someone is going to die today (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) and it's not going to be me. (gets scared someone will report me to the police) people around the world die of natural causes every day. (remembers i want people to think i'm smart) and i know who it's going to be (remembers i want to retain an air of mystery) but i'm not telling.

It's kind of funny when people think Thailand is some progressive safe haven in south east asia because same sex marriage is legal here but we're actually a pretty conservative country it's just that our version of religious conservatism (buddhism) looks different from theirs (christanity/islam).

uhhh bad news everbody. new years canceled. somebody ate 2026. its not their fault and u shouldnt be mad at them bc they were *burp* probably REALLY hungry and deserved to eat it

you can tell jud is a catholic because he keeps feeling guilty and confessing to stuff he's not responsible for

The fact that Oliver Banks was at Jon's sickbed casually trauma dumping onto this man is genuinely hilarious. An Archivist's work of being an unlicensed, unpaid therapist is never done

did it hurt? when you fell from the second tower?

say what you will about my tma episode spreadsheets and wasted effort but they've actually been enourmously helpful for writing fic! it's wonderful to have such a conveniently sorted timeline on hand. actually, it's technically four conveniently sorted timelines on hand! i love my spreadsheets.

"I hate this one because yellow" i say with my yellow mask, yellow hair, and yellow shirt

Even I commented on the irony you are not original. Also, the mask is more white than yellow

Poor seal having to be associated with this madness

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