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Looking good Aemond! I see that you're taking after your uncle Daemon, you look like him, act like him. We all know what you were doing when you made that comment about Rhaenyra's children being 'strong'. *coughs* Attention whore 2.0 *coughs*

keeping up with the targaryens - happy family dinner

Alicent, you gorgeous, what shampoo/conditioner/mask/oils do you use to get such stunning curls?

keeping up with the targaryens - how to claim a dragon

Alicent, how often do you catch your son jerking son and just ignore it completely? Also, who do you enjoy gossiping more with, Ser Criston or Larys?

Hey Larys, I heard about the death of your brother and father... i'm so sad, losing your family in one go... must be rough...

Crispin Cole, disrespectfully, why are you such a cunt and have you maybe considered moving on after over a decade?

Aegon congratulations you are the most disgusting person ever

keeping up with the targaryens - this episode on fire

Alicent, you looked fabulous in green, a true queen. What are your next plans?

eyy, ser harwin, how was the wedding? heard there's an opening for rhaenyra's bed, literally and figuratively. any plan on applying for the job since the last guy was really bad at it? *side glances at ser krispy kreme*

Hi Laena Velaryon, what exactly is it about Daemon that made you go "I see the red flags and yet I need to get to know this man immediately"?

Hey Targaryen Weirwood tree, any good gossip this week?

Daemon, what was it like to feel Rhaenyra's lips on yours for the first time? 😘

Lyonel congrats on the promotion ! 🥳🥳 (Probably) you are doing amazing sweetie !!

Daemon, how comfortable was the floor after you fell asleep?