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zuko, katara, and baby akio from @nerdylizj's fic "forgetting is a kind of mercy"
this is my favourite thing i have ever made omg, I had so much fun making it and only wanted to kms twice (as opposed to 30 times)
everyone please check out the fic if you haven't read it yet!! it's truly amazing and hands down one of my favourite zutara fics ever!!
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is โI like your shoelacesโ
that way we know weโre from tumblr without revealing anything
Iโm just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know thisโฆ life is so empty
I FOUND THE ORIGINAL
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
20-somethings on this website doing none of the things weโre evolved to do for our health and then wondering why theyโre so depressed. (smacking you through the screen) GO EAT A LEAF!!!!!!!! GO CRACK A NUT OPEN WITH A ROCK YOU SAD TORMENTED LITTLE APE
i know this is easier said than done and i do not mean this judgementally but you have to start treating yourself like the animal you are in any small consistent way you can. like imagine you went to a zoo and you saw a gorilla sitting in front of blue screens for hours with no natural light no physical activity no interaction with peers no nutritious whole foods no fresh air no water and a pack of cigarettes. you would run screaming to the local news about the blatant animal abuse. you would be demanding boycotts youโd be sledgehammering locks off cages. do you get what i am saying please go squish your toes in mud
This this this! You're your own zookeeper so stop violating ethics boards
really hope this is my tumblr legacy #MyLegacy
The Cindy Masterpost
Iโll edit and reblog this with updates as I post new bits of the Cinderella story Iโm working on, but for now, here are all the current chapters out:
Part One (In Which Things Would Be Simpler If The Prince Was A Horny Piece of Shit)
Part Two (In Which No Rats Were Harmed In The Making Of These Horses)
Part Three (The OG post which technically is kind of told out of order because thereโs a reblog and like, look, I could see this was becoming a thing, but I didnโt think it would be a thing-thing but now itโs a thing-thing and I have to deal with it. I mean Iโm writing a masterpost for cryinโ out loud)
Part Four (In Which Cindy and the Fairy Godmother Run from the Cops)
Part Five (In Which The Prince Begins His Investigation While The Narrator yells About Foot Fetishes Because look Iโm sick of that joke Iโm SO FUCKING SICK of that joke itโs so fucking unoriginal.)
Part Sixย ย (In which we meet The Queen because fuck you she was alive in the Rogers and Hammerstein version)
Part Sevenย (In which news of the slipper is spread throughout the kingdom and the narrator talks about this one time when they passed out at a Dickens fair and thatโs totally definitely relevant.)
Part Eight (In Which the narrator wants to include more slapstick but is also wary about all the implications with regards to class differences and also the slipper is a non-euclidean object which defies all rules of mass and physics.)
Part Nine (In which Cindy is every drunk girl who has ever comforted you in a bar or club bathroom)
Part Ten (In which Cindy has no interest in being that wife chained up in the attic in Jane Eyre)
Part Eleven (In which tasty pies are consumed and also maybe the slipper fits someone or whatever)
Part Twelve (In which we meet the parents)
Part Thirteen (In which Cindy is going to be okay but also itโs not a fairy tale unless the ending has at least a little bit of threatening ambiguity towards the audience)
UPDATE: The story is now complete, and uploaded to AO3!!
UPDATE: There have been several specially requested chapters that are now included here:
Smoky Tea: An expansion on the first meeting of the King and Queen.
Ballโs In Your Court: Further notes on the King and Queenโs romance
Orphan Tears: A Fairy Godmother-centric paralogue.
The Hunt:ย A short conversation between Cindy and the King

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Real subtle, Uncle.
The sight of Iroh gaping wasn't common, which made it all the sweeter.
Uncle Iroh is, I fear, out of his depth.
Memories, secrets, and threats come to life in Spitfire, Chapter V: Kiru (read here!).
get you a man who can do both
one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel
Y'all, it gets better. She found out.
We interviewed her, obviously.
update:
Such a developing story.
I love this story
This was a wild ride from start to finish
I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website
Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.
I found it!! The original post!!
HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS
Preferably when she wasnโt wearing the retainer.
Avatar AU where Aang stays in the iceberg and Katara is mistakenly believed to be the Avatar after sheย โearthbendsโ a rock by moving the ice inside it.
Instead of telling the truth and letting everyone down, she and Sokka pull on an elaborate charade and go on a journey to convince the world that the Avatar is back.
Sokka was initially against the idea, thinking itโs crazy, but he got onboard anyway because itโs his little sister and he canโt let her go out into the world alone and put a target on herself.
After they started, he got super into the idea and started crafting an elaborate backstory for her Airbending predecessor, and devising ways for her to fake-bend the other elements.
The Road to Ba Sing Se. I love it.
Bumi agrees to teach her because he is pretty sure sheโs a reincarnation of him
Sokka: Butโฆ youโre still alive.
Bumi: So is the real Avatar. I think we can bend the rules of reincarnation a bit.
Zuko still gets a redemption arc and switches sides.ย Only after he joins Team Avatar does he learn that Katara is not, in fact, the avatar.ย By this point heโs already committed so screw it heโs teaching a waterbender how to fake-firebend now.
Thatโs very in-character because Aang never wanted to be the Avatar anyway.
Sokka after learning the real Avatar was 20 minutes from his home village the whole time:
She respects Katara a lot more as a fake Avatar than she did when when she thought she was the real one (which is none).
Katara always making a pot of tea before meditating and โairbendingโ, because sheโs figured out that if the humidity is high enough, she can move it and it looks like airbending.
Zuko behind a rock with a cauldron, desperately blowing flmes under it to keep it steamy.
Sokka over there ๐ clowning around to distract everyone, as Katara calls out her earthbending moves and Toph is windmilling away to keep up.
And that one desert town where Katara couldnโt find water except in one place, and they still talk about how the Avatar Herself showed up and invented Cabbagebending one day.
My kid's recently gotten into making comics and I'm a big fan of how she's depicted Slowly Dawning Horror
(this is how i look every day, btw)
It's the one year anniversaryish of this so I thought y'all might like to see what scenario she found so horrific:
Also, thanks for all the positive responses! Every once in a while, my kid will ask me to read her the feedback from y'all's notes โค๏ธ
the word โsabotageโ is p much short for โfucking shit up with a wooden shoeโ
what
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
IโM FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASEย

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Zutara Finales
If this doesn't reach 1,000,000 Zutara shippers then I will EXPLODE
We all making jokes about Zuko working at the tea shop as firelord, and how humble he is towards his servants. But what if a diplomat from the earth kingdom shows up one day and catches Zuko in a more casual outfit while being ushered through the palace. The diplomat mentions something about how Lee must be very good at making tea if he was sent all the way to the fire nation and asks to be served during the meeting. Not one to turn down an offer Zuko obliges and disappears off into the kitchen. The diplomat sits down at the meeting table, awaiting the arrival of the firelord when his tea arrives. He pours a cup for everyone sat around the table including the firelord. The diplomat inquiries when the firelord will be joining, to which Zuko responds by sitting in the throne at the head of the table.
YOU CAN'T HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS
diplomat, fearing be punished: I pray to the blue spirit protect me right now
zuko, taking something of under the table: well-
atla heritage post
nothing will ever be funnier than that bit in agents of shield where coulson says "get ready for a large file transfer" and then shoves an entire filing cabinet out of a 4th story window
really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight
tengo mucho miedo de mandar algo porque y si el doppelganger espaรฑol de mi aparece y empieza a hablar un poco de espaรฑol esta noche
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
eternal agonies and endless torment
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
NOT YOU TOO
NOT AGAIN

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She'd laughed, and if he could have bottled the sound and gotten drunk on it every night, he would have. It terrified him.
The first of 4 endpapers I got to illustrate for Illumicrateโs special edition of Six of Crows!! So happy I finally got to draw this scene!!
It's downright laughable just how bland the new avatar movie is.
I'm gonna be completely honest, I had low expectations to begin with.
Why?
Becuase Bryke, ignorant and misogynistic as they are, haven't exactly done much to curry favour with the large majority of their fanbase over the years.
With original writers like Aaron Ehaz and Elizabeth Welch Ehaz among many others, for example, who were integral to the show's writing being as good as it was back in the day, no longer in the picture, it's expected that the movie wasn't going to be great. So many of the key moments were orchestrated by Elizabeth in particular, that I'm not surprised a lot of the content released after the og run doesn't hold up all that well.
At the end of the day, Bryke bought the initial concept, but the writers are what the made show what it was, and it was obvious when they tried to insert their own choices into the show's narrative - most clearly evident in the way they handled the finale and their characters romantic arcs.
There's a very good reason that every piece of atla media released since the original show doesn't hold up as well, and it is greatly in part due to Bryke's meddling in bringing about their 'creative vision'.
Now I'm gonna give credit where credit is due - the movie is breathtaking to look at. All the props and kudos to the animators who worked on it, becuase you can see the care that went into it all. I sincerely, sincerely hope Paramount and Nickelodeon don't screw you guys over.
The bending, the characters, the environments, every single frame was made with love and appreciation for the original show's style, all while bringing a fresh look to the animation that I personally thought looked absolutely fantastic.
But by god, is the story atrocious.
It's uninspired at best, and downright boring at worst - and that's disappointing in itself, becuase that's one of the things that atla has never been: boring.
The plot was predictable and stale, and somehow managed to copy itself with the shallow conflict between benders and non-benders, and ended in a massive pacific rime style fight a la tlok season 2, which is just. No. Please god no.
(Note this is not a rib against pacific rim. That shit slaps. But against avatar, they are two very different things lol.)
And the characters?
I don't think anyone had more than one line that wasn't about Aang in someway - and for that to come from a show where the characters individuals arcs, separate from Aang, are often held up as some of the best parts of the story - it's a disappointment is what it is.
Sokka, reduced to comedic sidekick and clown? The Suki erasure? Toph, reduced to the muscle and one liners about how she's the greatest earthbender in the world? Zuko, with arguably the most growth of all of them, reduced to a side character with barely any lines? Katara, who honest to god didn't have a single thing to do in this film apart from constantly worry and comfort Aang, or be the only one of the gang to be doing anything outside of being with him?
And don't even get me started on Aang.
He had no growth. In terms of character progression, there was literally nothing there. I felt like I was watching the desert arc and season three finale again - where Aang is intent on taking his path while everyone around him warns against it, until it blows up in his face. Again.
It's not good writing. Twenty five years later, you're telling me we're still watching the same issues with Aang's character again? Saying that Katara, the last Southern waterbender, would never understand what it would be like to be the last of her people? It felt like a slap in the face, just as it was in the show during the finale.
I honestly am gonna do a whole separate post just on how dirty the gaang, and Katara in particular, was done in this movie, becuase that was one of my biggest gripes with the thing as a whole - and if I do that now, this post is gonna get way too long, so. On we go.
The pacing was awful too. It felt like nothing amd everything was happening, too fast and too slow all at once. The plot twist was predictable, the final fight was pretty to look at but a mess story-wise, and the ending was just that. The end.
Also, can we acknowledge just how batshit insane it is that the Taga somehow killed the whole gaang?
Characters who, canonically speaking, are some of the most powerful warriors in the world at the time, and in their prime, were just. Fucking murdered in a cutaway scene like it was nothing? And then brought back to life just as easily? Like. I'm sorry, what?? I don't give a shit about whatever lion turtle ex machina bullshit they were trying to sell. I wasn't buying it.
And don't even get me started on shipping. Good god.
Look, I'm a Zutara shipper. Let's just get that out of the way. I'm not a big kataang fan, don't like how it was executed or anything that came with it in the media that released after the original show - and that's not to rake on Kataang shippers. If you enjoy it, good for you, and I really do say that genuinely, from the bottom of my heart. If you ship Kataang, this movie is right up your alley in terms of content. Happy for you guys who are probably thoroughly enjoying themselves, becuase you guys are eating well lol.
But if I'm speaking from a critical standpoint, it was pretty heavy-handed. You could feel the way Bryke were trying to discredit zutara by having Katara practically throwing herself at Aang every other scene, and her whole character motivation being reassuring him, or fighting for him, or just. Being his girlfriend and not much else. And that's not even to mention the scene in the spirit world or the downright covid-like distance Zuko and Katara have between them at any given moment. There is just so much to unpack there - but there are people on here who can and have articulated it much better than I can, and give you incredibly thoughtful and analytical reasoning as to why it's just downright awful that the two never interact, even without the shipping angle.
Everything about this movie, in terms of its story, was bland. Vanilla. Safe. They tried to create conflict between the gaang with Taga - but they didn't need it, if you ask me. Sure they could've had their mcguffin fetch quest with the staff - it's not avatar without the whole team travelling around on Aapa's back without something to do - but instead of Taga being the source of conflict between the gaang, have it be Aang.
When it comes to the restoration of the Air Nomads, why not have his determination at bringing them back, no matter what, be the driving force of conflict between them?
When it comes to this, the way I see it, to some of the characters in the gaang (Zuko and Katara in particular, which I'll expand on below), Aang has to be avatar first before he is a friend.
A chance to bring the Air Nomads back is a way to restore balance to the world, and they did not throw away their childhoods to war and politics so that they could watch it collapse in on itself.
To Aang, it's about bringing back his people. It's about bringing back that feeling of safety, about finally shedding that guilt he has about the death of everything he'd ever known - and now that there's even a chance of that happening, what can stop him? He's the Avatar. He's an Air Nomad. The lines blur. He needs to bring back balance, and he needs to bring back his people. In essence, they are the same thing - and he should do whatever it takes to do that, right?
And then it becomes a question of, how far are his friends willing to let him go before it gets to be too much? Before he starts to push away what he has now, before he starts getting reckless in his pursuit of a world so far out of reach?
Here's Zuko, coming along, with the sins of his nation's predecessors still on his back, helping to bring back a piece of the world long gone, a massive step in the right direction to making a world that isn't out of balance anymore; and if it doubles as a why to help one of his best friends - why the hell not?
Here's Katara, the one character who, undoubtedly and unashamedly, can understand Aang's inherent want for his people, going on this journey to help restore balance to the world, so at least one of them has a chance at getting a piece of their culture back - then again, why the hell not?
It would've been so interesting to see how they would've handled that. On the one hand you've got Aang, the Avatar, who has a way to bring back Air Nomads to the world and restore a balance that has been sorely missing. On the other, you've got Aang, the friend, who has a chance to rectify what is arguably the biggest mistake of his life. He's literally one of the most powerful people in the world - what is there to stop him from bringing his people back? How far is really willing to go? How far are his friends willing to go before it goes from them helping their best friend, to the Avatar abusing his power in a bid for restoration?
I don't know. It just feels like there could've been so many better ways to go about the story, instead of what they've come up with here - atla has such a rich world, and tlok created incredibly interesting challenges for the movie becuase of the cannon it established and how it contextualised the gaang seventy years later. I'll stress again, there's a good reason why nothing holds up as well (excluding certain bits and pieces) in terms of narrative cohesion and overall storytelling.
At its core, the movie was disappointing.
And I'm still not surprised.
And if that isn't a a crying shame, then I honestly don't know what is.