when youโre already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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when youโre already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache

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House treating a low intelligence Courier without any kind of ridicule or impatience always gets to me. I don't know if it's because he's lonely, or because he is patient and calculating in his attempts to manipulate the Courier, (probably a bit of both) but the way House has no problem explaining things in a way the Courier would understand and always answer politely to his often silly questions is very endearing to me.
(after the courier comes back from a dlc)
house: WHERE have you been you can't just go galavanting off on a frivolous expedition for a month without giving me some kind of notice at the very least. i gave you a job to do
courier: brought you back a snow globe
house: okay ๐ yay ๐
Houseee omggg โค๏ธ
im a new househead i love your art of mr hous eso mcuh ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ this acc is a godsend. do u have any tips on drawing him u draw him the BESTT god i want to rip him apart eat him up u draw him so yummy. anywa
RAAAAAAAAH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
Here's how I draw him so edible:
Some tips:
Straight, sharp nose
Cocked eyebrow! Obviously he's not making that expression all the time but it's so fun to draw
Dark circles (he does NOT sleep enough imo)
Sharp cheekbones
Thick lashes are optional but I think they're cute
Gay little smirk.
Chin dimples!!! House without chin dimples is like an angel without wings
Don't skimp on the wrinkles! He's an old man, keep the botox far away from him
I looooooove to draw him greying on the sides
Iconic stache obvi but I like to give him some scruff too
These are some things I look for when I draw him, but the bottom line is that he should look OLD and SMUG <3

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As the tags are flooded with show!House thirstposting, it is our moral imperative as game fans to thirstpost about House's real body as a form of rent lowering gunshots. Join me, we can make the world a better place together.
Fellas is it gay to wait in the bathroom for a Hollywood heartthrob, watch him take a piss, ask if he belongs to a certain group of people and tell him it's ok bc you sympathize with those people too
Happy New Year, let's stay winning Househeads ๐ฐ๐ฒโ ๏ธ
Took me a long ass time to finish this cause I started playing and this game to me is like the crystal factory to a crackhead
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"Hit me in the mouth. I think I'd enjoy it." was a good line from House thank you Fallout show for that, I reacted normally to it ๐๐๐๐๐
Listen. Is he wildly ooc? Yes. But at least we heard a bunch of burly working men almost call House a slur
"Dumb maggot" yeah okay. He is
Must a man be "in character" to be sexy and whimsical. I think not
House dabbling in masochism?????
sorry for spamming your blog
Take my hand brother. Do whatever you want forever <3

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He's so lame dude I need to put him in a blender. I need to beat him to death with a golf club.
omggg I'm such a robot fuckerrr ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ [300 pictures of conventionally attractive women with panel lines drawn on their knees and elbows]
Real robot fuckers want this thing