Planktos

PLEASE stop telling me to release my inhibitions! mine were raised in captivity and would not survive in the wild :^(

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table

Sometimes I see a girl’s shoulders/collarbone area and I’m suddenly possessed by the spirit of a 19th century lesbian first seeing another girl removing her dress to reveal pantaloons and corset in the dorms at the all-girls boarding school her parents sent her to so she may be trained in proper etiquette

before and after you told them they were beautiful

}why did they ever do that to the cowboy one look at him he is the epitome of majesty and charisma I’d trust this sheriff with my life{

one of them isn’t even a cat

He’s a baked potato

I sent this to a boy and he said it was too long and wouldnt read it

In the Mandalorian, they say yoda's species ages slower than others, and baby-yoda is 50 years old but looks/behaves like a 1-year-old. That means that yoda, at 900 years old, wasn't actually ancient and wise but was actually the equivalent of 18 fucking years old

My mind is blown

Conspiracy theory: yoda had no fucking clue what he was talking about during the prequels, and was just rolling with everything like every other 18 year old.

Holy S i never even considered that. I really thought that maybe there was just a mess up