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Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

Ok but why would I want an empire of dirt ?

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

leaves a suicide note that just says Omggggg

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit