trying to make up a catchy title is exhausting

Actually you are so right.......

[id: a two panel comic featuring kris from deltarune, playing video games in their living room. the first panel shows sans in super smash bros on the tv. the second panel shows kris, incredulous, thinking “is that my fucking neighbor.” end id]

this june. if people try to pit lesbians and bi women against each other. kermit will not. hesitate.

you are the only person who i respect on this website

When one of your customers spanks your ass

yes and itll stay that way. stop showing me this fucking ad

Me: ALL THE TIME I TURN AROUND BROTHER'S GATHER ROUND ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME UP AND DOWN LOOKING AT MY (UH) I JUST WANNA SAY IT NOW - I AINT TRYING TO ROUND UP DRAMA LITTLE MAMA I DONT WANNA TAKE YOUR MAN AND I KNOW IM COMING OFF JUST A LITTLE BIT CONCEITED AND I KEEP ON REPEATING HOW THE BOYS WANNA EAT IT BUT IM TRYIN TO TELL THAT I CANT BE TREATED LIKE CLIENTELE CUZ THEY SAY SHES DELICIOUS

Why don’t you change me at all costs? Starlight and star-crossed Take me so breathless Yeah, woke up in a safe house singing, “Honey, let’s get married”