shmeegan :)

ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

reblog if you’d open a cursed tomb before even considering opening tumblr live

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

those guns are two women

and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn

I hate to say it and I hate to know it but if you crave intimacy and deep relation you truly have to muster the courage to go first.

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

now THIS is a world heritage post

i fucking love taking the bus for real. the only thing i love more than taking the bus is taking the train. choo choo am i right. i think most human distress can be alleviated by listening to dramatic music on public transportation.

I'm not 'cold' or 'unforgiving' I'm a complex ecosystem providing an excellent habitat to walruses, ground squirrels and the snowy owl....I'm FULL of squamulose lichens if you take a closer look....if you can't handle me that's your problem frankly

It’s so fitting that the “lock your posts behind a paywall” Tumblr feature was universally panned while the “force total strangers to see your shitposts” feature is celebrated

missing u or whatever but im gonna girl slay and girlboss this ochem exam

absolutely u did girlie jood gob