sick, dude

I ate a ton of food at my birthday dinner, then drank copious amounts of alcohol and mixed many many drinks. This led to me getting super sick and puking in a bag in my room. I hope y'all enjoy it!

the start of my awful awful hangover pukes at around 8 a.m. 😭😭 i compressed this video so i could post on here… let’s see how it goes.

It was so thick and felt amazing to throw up.

Feeling it rising up my throat and then hearing it splatter into the bath, 10/10

Video and more pics for you all below

I love this meal, but about halfway through I started to feel really full. It doesn't reheat well, though, so I pushed through. I grabbed another drink and rallied on. By the time I was finished, my stomach felt rock hard and I couldn't lay back without uneasy, nauseous burps. I was feeling a little off, I definitely knew I was pushing it. I stood to get another drink, hoping that a little movement would help. Standing helped a little bit. I was able to burp and release some gas. I took small sips of my drink and controlled my breathing. I decided that I might try going outside for a smoke, hoping that would help me forget how full I was and help me control my breathing.

Fuck, was I wrong. One hit gone wrong and I started coughing. My stomach was so full, each cough got closer and closer to a heave. I was able to quell the pain in my throat with a few sips of my drink, but things weren't settling well. I felt so bloated, my stomach was groaning under my palm, chastising me for thinking I could eat five pounds of fried meat and cheese in one sitting. To be safe, I returned to my bathroom, leaning against the wall in front of my toilet while I groaned and tried to settle my stomach.

Sickie that throws up easily, getting everything up in 3-4 massive waves of vomit

Sickie that can only get up a little at a time, puking up mouthfuls a in quick succession, easily vomiting 5, 10, 15 times in a row, hardly getting time to breathe

Sickie that gets nauseous very suddenly and has to urgently run to the bathroom, not always making it before they vomit on the floor

Sickie that always struggles to puke, dealing with hours of awful nausea and unproductive gagging before they can finally get relief

Sickie that coughs and coughs until they cough up a wave of sick. Choking after every time they retch or vomit

Sickie that burps a lot, patting their back to help them burp up the trapped air, until they start to gag. Long, wet burps turning into streams of vomit

Sickie that vomits so violently that they get dizzy, see spots, and often faint from the exertion

Sickie that gags and vomits weakly and quietly, exhausted and barely awake

Sickie that can't help puking loudly, their retching and moaning clearly audible even with the door shut and the tap running

The other day I met up with my friend who I don’t see very often and we went out for brunch. Whilst we were driving to the cafe she mentioned feeling slightly queasy but we both brushed it off because she has quite a weak stomach so feels nauseous quite a lot and most of the time she doesn’t actually throw up. When we got there we looked through the menus and one of the things you could order was a hot cross bun.

She saw it and mentioned the time we were sat next to each other on a coach for a school trip and she had eaten a hot cross bun but because of motion sickness, she had thrown it all up into a plastic bag but then, because there were no bins on the coach she had had to put the puke-filled bag into her back pack and carry it into the theatre.

The thought of this story clearly made her feel queasier and she burped subtly and swallowed but she kept brushing it off and said that she’d feel better once she’d had something to eat because she hadn’t eaten anything all day (she doesn’t eat breakfast it makes her throw up - weak stomach). We ordered our food, I had a stack of pancakes and she had a full English breakfast and we both ordered smoothies to go with it. We chatted the whole time and everything was good until about 2/3 of the way through when I noticed her rubbing her stomach. I asked her if she was okay and she said yes and kept eating. We were just finishing her smoothies when she burped and then gagged into her hand. I asked again if she was sure that she was okay and she finally admitted that she felt like she might throw up but she just blamed it on the fact that she ate her food too fast. We finished and paid and we got back in the car.

I told her to just say if she needed me to pull over at any point and also gave her a plastic bag from my glove compartment. I could hear her upset stomach gurgling the whole time and every now and then she would lift the bag up to her lips, let out a wet burp and then put it back down.

We got back to her flat without any incidents but she’s still clearly nauseous I take her to the bathroom and she sits in front of the toilet. She stays there for about five minutes gagging and heaving but not getting anything up and then she asks me to rub her belly!!! Guys I literally died this is like my dream scenario. Anyway I try to keep it cool and help her out so I sit behind her and rub her belly and she starts burping up small mouthfuls of breakfast and every time she gagged I felt her stomach contract. She continued burping up small mouthfuls then all of a sudden she let out a deep wet burp and a thick stream of undigested food came pouring out of her. I move round slightly so I can rub her back aswell as her stomach and moving also gave me a better view of the beautiful mess she was making in the toilet. Obviously my number one concern was whether she was okay or not but her throwing up was so hot 🥵.

Anyway after a few more powerful waves the vomit started to tamper off letting her catch her breath. I was still rubbing her back and giving her gently encouragement and telling her to get it up if she needs to and that she’ll feel much better once it’s out. She burped up a couple more mouthfuls and then came to the conclusion she was done.

I helped her up, out of the bathroom and onto the sofa and got her a bucket just in case and a glass of water. I sat down next to her while she put on a movie and drank the water. A few minutes in she gagged and slapped her hand over her mouth and I quickly grabbed the bucket and held it for her to puke into. I held the bucket with one hand and rubbed her back with the other. Her vomit was mainly water with a couple of chunks. After she was done I put the bucket back on the floor and she lied down on the sofa with her head on my lap. She spent the rest of the movie rubbing her stomach and burping into her hand every now and then. Near the end of the movie she fell asleep. I made sure the bucket was by her head and slowly got up and let myself out.

Go all day feeling nauseous and uncomfortable now that I had my hand down my throat basically, then after we hung out n vc'd all day I was like well I'm gonna try again. I got all prepared and everything, really tried to make this easy on myself. I was really scared, honestly, but he was being so helpful and kind.

Gently encouraging me while I was trying (and failing) to gag myself for quite a while, having to finger my throat pretty hard for it to even kind of make me gag. Then it started to actually happen and I don't think I've ever been so horny in my fucking life than I was right then.

I actually managed to bring up just a little bit of puke, not enough to feel better, but just a bit. It felt so good and I liked how it looked dripping down my fingers. It was all super clear because I've been basically not eating and just drinking a load of water. Super thick and stringy, though, and I knew I needed to get more up. He was so so so helpful and made sure I knew I was safe and cared for the whole time. I could feel it in my throat but it wouldn't come up, got all frustrated and crying about it, just drooling a mess. I was gonna give up but tried one more time and ended up naturally puking for the first time in...years. It felt so insanely good. My body felt like it was on cloud nine. I didn't even have to retch it just came up on its own and I felt so much better afterwards, I could actually acknowledge the fact I was stupid fucking horny. Tried to drink some water, per bf's instruction, but ended up just bringing it back up on accident because now my tummy was sensitive. I was getting off afterwards because I, well....yeah, and ended up cumming so hard I puked again. This time not as lucky as before, ended up on myself, but I think that just kind of helped the whole fantasy a little more.

I felt disgusting but my partner loved and wanted me anyways, what more could I ask for?

He encouraged me to clean up and called me brave and I went to bed with a much happier tummy than before, and even now when I'm headed to work, I feel a lot better now that I got all that nasty sick up. I have no idea when I'll ever need to do that again, especially since it was so hard to gag myself at all I don't want to force it unless I need to puke, but fuck was it hot. I'm so glad I felt safe enough to savor every second of it on my tongue, how good it felt to empty out my poor tummy and to gag around my fingers.

I thought about recording but it was such a struggle to even get up that little bit, and I had to have TV on because roommates were home so it would've been distracting, but I sounded really good to myself. Fucking panting like a bitch in heat the whole time, whining and begging to vomit.

okay okay…. here is the video!! sorry about the bad angle + blurring … hehehe. 45 secs is where i actually start vomiting!! first part is just a lot of unsuccessful attempts at forcing it. then i vomit naturally.