i have issues

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

I love my best friend block button 🙂‍↕️

Fully absurd that people think that putting a penis in a vagina is an inherently dominant and aggressive act. The person with the penis is actually the one in danger. The one with the vagina is always in control. Because of the teeth.

cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging

m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

i’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was