Nonbinary Barbie

pirate crew, calling out to the mermaids watching on the rocks nearby as they hoist the jolly roger: arr, let's go lesbians! let's go!

this is absolutely terrifying. i love it fuck you

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury look

“MOTHER I CRAVE THE SKY WATER”

@softthyla

This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job

next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

blessed content

free soup

FISH NO

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

for anyone who needs to hear it today: don’t check up on that toxic person you cut off

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.