Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

i was talking to my cousin about the dire quality of the new taylor swift album and the nicki minaj erika kirk interview and my grandma goes Excuse me does anyone here listen to bing crosby frank sinatra or elvis ❓️

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

when the going gets tough, you should shatter into a thousand pieces that will never go back together like they did before

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

hey I went to “things get better for you” island and they said they’re excited to meet you soon

Oh my god i need to change my life NOW i need to be something else i CAN'T keep living like this (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Sits there) (Does nothing) (Doesn't move) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing) (Does nothing)

crazy how naruto has a son with his own spin-off but it had zero cultural impact

it would have been different if he and sasuke had had a baby