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The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

Im fucking crying

The fuck? Lol

They already knew not to trust him.

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”

FREE HIM

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

Got this talk as an education major too. If you’re going into public service you serve all of the public.

I know Jeff Goldblum is the better part of this video but Bryce’s laugh is so anime hand face pose that I can’t believe it. She laughs like she’s at the peak of her abilities and my petty resistance to her might is nothing

WYATT DAAAAAAAAAAAMN

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard

reblog for noises

This makes me -extremely- uncomfortable

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

This is, like, the opposite of a horror movie.

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… :(

My RDR2 playthrough

this is the funniest fucking thing and I’ve been thinking about it all week

you ever think a post is going to be like, surprise! It was the plot of a movie the whole time! And then reality is just actually that wild. Wild.