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Some heroes are born. Others are sculpted — one squat at a time. This is the tale of Charlie, a man whose glutes could stop wars and start cults. 📜 Chapter One: The Prophecy of the Moon-Touched One Long ago, beneath twin moons and one tragically misplaced yoga band, the Prophets of Glutehenge foretold: “When chaos spreads and leggings sag,A chosen butt shall raise the flag.” Thus entered…

Excerpt:They blow up buildings, betray their kids, and force-choke their way through parenthood — yet we love them. Why do cape-wearing lunatics keep stealing the spotlight (and our sympathy)? 🎭 The Cult of the Complicated Villain Once upon a time, a villain was just… bad. Twirl-a-moustache, steal-the-princess bad. Now? He’s got trauma, a six-pack, and a manifesto. Modern villains are tragic,…

Posted in: Lore Deep Dives | Tags: Baldur’s Gate 3, Forgotten Realms, BG3 Multiverse, DnD Lore, RPG Theory ✨ What If Every Choice Opened Another Realm? One of the most intriguing discussions in the Baldur’s Gate 3 community right now is the idea that the game doesn’t play out in just one universe—but in countless realities, each born from your decisions. Could BG3 be the most multiversal game…

Champion of the people, warlock of a devil, and heir to a legacy he never wanted — Wyll’s story is one of pride, sacrifice, and the cost of doing the right thing. This is the final post in our Baldur’s Gate 3 character deep-dive series. ⚔️ Who Is Wyll? – The Blade with a Hidden Edge Wyll is known across the land as the Blade of Frontiers — a heroic monster hunter and noble-born savior of the…

Ripped from the hells, engine in her chest, vengeance in her eyes — Karlach is more than a warrior. She’s a survivor, a friend, and one of the most beloved characters in Baldur’s Gate 3. This is the fifth post in our BG3 character deep-dive series. 🔥 Who Is Karlach? – The Hellion Hero Karlach is a Tiefling Barbarian who once served as a soldier in the Blood War, the eternal conflict between…

Genius, romantic, and cursed with power beyond reason — Gale is Baldur’s Gate 3’s charming prodigy, driven by a hunger that could unravel the world. This is the fourth character deep dive in our BG3 series — and perhaps the most explosive. 🔮 Who Is Gale? – The Wizard of Waterdeep Gale is a Human Wizard, once hailed as one of the greatest minds of the City of Splendors, Waterdeep. When you meet…

Ruthless, loyal, and burning with purpose — Lae’zel is a warrior who knows exactly who she is… or so she thinks. As a githyanki bred for war, her identity is shaped by doctrine and bloodshed. But what happens when the truth doesn’t match the teachings? This is our third dive into the unforgettable companions of Baldur’s Gate 3. 🛡️ Who Is Lae’zel? – Vanguard of the Githyanki Empire Lae’zel is a…

Shadowheart walks a path between light and darkness, faith and rebellion. As the devoted cleric of Shar, her journey is a slow unraveling of secrets — some known only to her, others even she has forgotten. This post continues our deep-dive into the characters of BG3, exploring her mysterious origins, personal struggle, and fan-fueled theories that elevate her to a tragic, iconic role. ☯️ Who Is…

Elegant, deadly, and carrying centuries of pain — Astarion is one of Baldur’s Gate 3’s most complex and compelling characters. Whether you romance him, trust him, or fear him, there’s no denying the impact he leaves on your journey. Let’s dive into his tragic past, evolving arc, and some of the fan theories circling around this seductive vampire spawn. 🩸 Astarion’s Origins – Slave to…

🪐 Introducing: Pixel Prophet – My New Blog for Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Gaming Lore

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I just launched something I’ve wanted to do for a long time — my own blog: pixelprophet8.wordpress.com It’s where I’m pouring all my love for sci-fi, fantasy, gaming lore, and underrated media into posts that explore the stuff we all geek out over.

Think: ✨ Deep dives into forgotten films ⚔️ Lore breakdowns from Elden Ring, Bloodborne, etc. 🎥 Character studies from iconic (or overlooked) shows 🧠 Philosophy & psychology in fiction 🚀 Weekly thoughts from a brain that’s always in the stars

If you’re the kind of person who’s argued over who the Moon Presence really is, or who thinks Coherence is better than Interstellar (hot take?), you’ll probably like what I’m building.

First post is up now: 👉 Top 5 Underrated Sci-Fi Films of the Last Decade Read it here →

Would love for you to check it out, reblog if you vibe with it, and follow along as I build this thing. Let’s nerd out together. 🖖

Not every great sci-fi flick makes a billion at the box office — some masterpieces fly just under the radar. From bold indie experiments to forgotten gems with visionary concepts, sci-fi has always been a playground for imagination. Here are 5 underrated sci-fi films from the past decade that deserve more love — and maybe a spot on your watchlist. 1. Prospect (2018) This gritty space-western is…