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i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

The thing about film adaptations of famous, and particularly pre-modern, literature is that they only really work when made with small budgets by insane directors. The Odyssey, for example, should ideally be filmed with painted sets, waves and boats made from papier-mâché, and starring a cast of ugly Levantine farmers who wear fantastical Greek theatre masks. This would not, alas, be a Vogue friendly product.

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl