erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

mormonism is so crazy capitalist coded

their philosophy on the afterlife is literally that men are all temporarily embarrassed billionaires gods and if they just keep their heads down and don't ask questions and grind away their whole lives in service to their current boss god earning him money glory they will eventually be rewarded with their very own company planet and passive income glory and employees a family they can abuse forever and ever amen

they call it eternal progression i call it infinite growth

we need to do something about that big rock outside the castle because enemy knights have figured out that if you charge up it at the right angle you can launch yourself onto the ramparts and start killing our archers

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

be careful, this necromancer is skilled with illusion magic so even though all the skeletal minions are wearing cute outfits they're actually minmaxed as fuck

the mutant birdmen descend