♡Oh Darling I'm Not So Sure About Our Hearts Aligning♡

if she’s your girl then why does she hope i’m cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress in somebody’s attic or basement my whole life never graduating up in size to add another and my nightmares will have nightmares every night

now theyre going to bed and my stomach is sick but she’s touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now, two trucks having

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i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

This is what it feels like to be in training at a new job

What if night vale is a normal town and Cecil just does a lot of lsd

“Quick, quick, turn on the radio that guy who hates the dog park is on again!”

fergalicious is 10 years old……….fergalicious…..is 10…….years old…..

This ad is so perfect for Tumblr, im

Mitosis......

reading this w the exact same intonation as “found a snail… effervecent”

this works for classes that arent prerequisites, or homework that wont come in a test. imagine not doing your algebra homework, and passing with a to calculus. 

Also! You have other people’s grades somewhat reliant on you, which in-itself can b a motivating force

why does it say gameboy advance sp in the corner

is this abstract art

becAUSE THEYRE TOO BUSY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES TO USE THEIR HAND S OMG THIS AD IM GONNA