pp mcBungo

kiss has to be one of the most disappointing bands ever. imagine hearing about this crazy rock band that dresses up in insane costumes and wears face paint and the one guy looks super demonic and has a really long tongue and everyone says they’re satanic and then you listen to them and they’re just singing about how they wanna bone but it’s in a socially acceptable tongue in cheek way that your dad likes

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

did you just fucking have this

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

⚽ඞ ඞඞ ඞ among us babies play foot ball

I am obsessed with the theological implications of this