Axolotl Nebula

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

i am. quite high rn and unreasonably delighted by the little pride flags that appear when u like queer posts. that shit is so cute

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder