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#twilight and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by piratewhore

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why cant i cry money instead of tears
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As requested by @lokihiddleston
babe are you okay you've barely talked about vampires today :/
ELIZABETH HARMON - FAVORITE OUTFITS
The Queenās Gambit (2020)

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I have exactly 4 opinions on perfume, who wants to hear them
Hell yeah go off
thank you ā¤ļø
perfume is gender neutral
more perfume should smell like flowers and citrus and fun crap like that. also more novelty scents. if I want to smell like a freshly opened can of Play-Doh thatās my business.
people need to be careful not to wear too much, especially in classrooms & workplaces & on public transport. itās an allergy issue.
perfume bottles should ridiculously, absurdly, ludicrously ornate again. if it doesnāt glow in the dark or at least have filigree & one those squeezy things, it shouldnāt be legally marketed as a luxury item
tea isnāt just a drink itās a handwarmer itās an experience itās a love language itās a friend itās
CRIMSON PEAK (2015)
sometimes you hide your feelings from yourself too
sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

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āLoki grew up in a palace, and heās very balletic, the way he fights. Itās very graceful and very beautiful. Loki has this matador style of fighting, where everything is about a kind of elegance and a kind of showmanship. Weāre actually trying to build on everything Iāve done, but make it even more graceful, I suppose. If I can.ā LOKIāS FIGHTING
every time i listen to āyouāre a mean one mr. grinchā i canāt help but sit there and think āwhat did the grinch do to hurt you?ā because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce iād probably be bitter enough to steal christmas tooĀ
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and āYouāre a Mean One, Mr. Grinchā is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
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Good grief⦠Iām sorry, but I canāt not reblog thisā¦
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
ā¦..Iām.. Bothered? by the fact that Iām not bothered by this.
Youāre not bothered?? Iām not only not bothered, Iām freaking invested. Iām having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into coupleās counseling. I want theĀ āten years laterā when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where thereās a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe weāve allĀ got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesnāt mean we canāt make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.Ā
āmaybe weāve allĀ got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesnāt mean we canāt make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chanceā is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post
every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t
LOKI SERIES Episode 4
can I just point out that Loki fighting unarmed against multiple armed opponents and holding his own, even briefly, is extremely hot
okay thatās all, thanks for your time
every time i watch a movie im like i will literally never get over this

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the 2020s merlin fandom does not talk about the merlin video diaries nearly enough as we should
case in point
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Manās Chest (2006)