raccoon with adhd

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

Anyways I should be paid a baseline level stipend for being hot and gay and trans and rambly

Women with swords. You agree. Reblog.

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

We were correct as children btw it sucks so hard that pokemon aren't real. It's the worst thing ever.

yo stop what ur doin rn and wish my man godzilla a happy birthday

HAPPY 69th BIRTHDAY, YOU SLUTTY SLUTTY LIZARD

"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature

I think del toro should get a million billion dollars to do whatever he wants forever

reblog to explode a landlord

when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

the beautiful soothing chirping of a geiger counter